windy day

Oh,the pity of old age.

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said, "I have a 22 year old wife at home. She makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee." I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" He said, "She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon." I said, "Well, why are you crying?" He said, "For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m." I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" He said, "I can't remember where I live!"

Romance?

Karl and Milly were lying in bed one night. Carl was falling asleep but Milly was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily Karl reached across, held her hand for a second, and rolled over to try to fall asleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he leaned across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled back down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked. "To get my damn teeth," he replied.

I have a 3,5 y.old yorkie.He is very sensitive and I must be careful with his food.

What is your experience?

Norah Jones film opens at Cannes

The Cannes Film Festival celebrated its 60th edition,I hope with good movies.

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.(R.Byrne)

Never, never, never give up. Winston Churchill

im in ur kitchen stealing ur chickenz

The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist,

"You are far too upset and worried about your son.

I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."

On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"

"Yes," the boy's mother answered."And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.

"Who cares?" the mother replied.

good attitude before summer holidays

you have to go to your vet

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

A fast word about oral contraception.

I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

Woody Allen

I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.--Wendy Liebman

I Want to Buy That

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

The Day Paris Died and Went to the Art Gallery

"Paris Hilton Autopsy"

Daniel Edwards
I really hate P.H.

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree

that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

Jay Leno

What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?

If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he will ask "Why do you say that?"

while a psychologist will say "Thank you for sharing that with us."

What happens when a psychiatrist and a hooker spend the night together?


In the morning each of them says: "120 dollars, please."

you first

World Red Cross and Red Crescent Day

Original document of the first Geneva Convention ,1864Henry Dunant author of "A Memory of Solferino"

International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Andrew Kime

It,s great.



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"hard life"

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise.
Sigmund Freud (date of birth : may 6 1856)

A couple of dog owners are arguing about whose dog is smarter"My dog is so smart," says the first owner, "That every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around. He tips the kid and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee.""I know", says the second owner."How do you Know?""My dog told me."

finally sunshine

Another rainy day in Zagreb....

someone is happy

rainy day