Sunday, October 9, 2016
Saturday, October 8, 2016
Republican Party Could Recover as Early as 2096, Experts Say
In what is being described as a best-case scenario, some political experts are predicting that the Republicans could once again be a viable political party as early as the year 2096.
Davis Logsdon, the head of the University of Minnesota’s political-science department, said on Saturday that the eighty-year time frame for the Republican Party to recover was “admittedly optimistic, but still doable.”
“It’s not going to be easy, and they have very little margin for error,” Logsdon said. “But if they do everything right and a lot of things cut their way, they could be up and running as a somewhat serviceable political party as early as 2096.”
According to the political strategist Tracy Klugian, however, Logsdon’s 2096 target date for the Republicans’ comeback is “laughably upbeat.”
“In order for the G.O.P. to become even a marginally functional political party again, all memory of the 2016 campaign will have to be obliterated,” Klugian said. “That means everyone who witnessed it will have to be dead, and probably those people’s children, and their children’s children, too. I wouldn’t bet on the Republican Party recovering any earlier than the year 2132.”
When asked about Klugian’s assessment, Logsdon said, “Yeah, 2132 is probably more like it.”
Andy Borowitz
Andy Borowitz
Friday, October 7, 2016
Dogs Enjoying the Autumn
A giant banner of Vladimir Putin was draped over the Manhattan Bridge
On Wednesday, New Yorkers noticed a new addition to the view of the Manhattan Bridge. Out of the blue, a massive banner touting the Russian president as a "peacemaker" mysteriously appeared over the bridge's walkway. It is unclear as to who placed the banner or what the message intended.
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'Monster' Hurricane Matthew
Hundreds dead in Haiti storm disaster
The death toll in Haiti as a result of Hurricane Matthew - the most powerful Caribbean storm in a decade - has soared to more than 300, officials say.
Thursday, October 6, 2016
People have been frightened by clowns for centuries
But clowns have always had a dark side.
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Haruki Murakami named 4/1 favourite to win 2016 Nobel prize in literature
With a week to go before the revelation of this year’s Nobel literature laureate, internationally renowned names including Irish Booker winner John Banville and Japanese favourite Haruki Murakami are edging up the odds at bookmaker Ladbrokes.
The Swedish Academy, the 18 members of which select the author they judge to have, in the words of Alfred Nobel’s will, “produced in the field of literature the most outstanding work in an ideal direction”, has yet to officially unveil the date its announcement will be made. But the Academy’s Per Wästberg told Swedish press that the winner would be revealed on 13 October, denying suggestions that the date had been delayed from 6 October because of members disagreeing.
On Thursday morning, Ladbrokes’ favourite to take the prize – at 4/1 – was the hugely popular Japanese novelist Haruki Murakami . continue
Wednesday, October 5, 2016
R2-D2 Coffee Press Is the Perfect Droid to Start Your Day off Right
For those who need some extra motivation to emerge from the covers, ThinkGeek has created the adorable R2-D2 Coffee Press.
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