School's Play

"A fourth-grader was excited that he had tried out and gotten a role in his school's play.

His father was really proud of him and asked, 'So, what part did you get?'

The little boy replies, 'I got the part of a man who's been married for 25 years.'

His father congratulated him said 'That's good son.

Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!'"