Confession

"A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest,
'I almost had an affair with a woman.'

The priest asks, 'What do you mean, almost?'

'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'

The priest replies, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'

The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box.

He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave.

The priest quickly runs over to him and says, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'

'Well, Father, I rubbed up against it and you said it was the same as putting it in.'"
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