Bicycle Jokes

Going Deaf

A tandem rider is stopped by a police car.
'What've I done, officer?' asks the rider.
'Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . .'
'Oh, thank God for that,' says the rider - 'I thought I'd gone deaf"




Problem Dog

"I've really had it with my dog," said the first guy to his neighbor. "He'll chase anyone on a bicycle"

"Hmmm, that is a problem," said the neighbor. "What are you thinking of doing about it?"

"Guess the only answer is to confiscate his bike!"


The Pedestrian and the Cyclist

A pedestrian stepped off the curb and into the road without looking one day and promptly gets knocked flat by a passing cyclist.

"You were really lucky there," said the cyclist.

"What on earth are you talking about! That really hurt!" said the pedestrian, still on the pavement, rubbing his head.

"Well, usually I drive a bus!" the cyclist replied.

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