Monday, April 14, 2008

Bad Dreams



A distraught man goes to see a psychologist. How may I help you?’ the doctor asks. Doc, every night, I have the same dream. I’m lying in bed and a dozen women walkin and try to rip my clothes off and have wild sex with me. And then what do you do? the shrink asks. I push them away, the man says. Then what do you want me to do? the shrink asks. Break my arms!"

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