Photograph: Ukrainian Foreign Ministry/AFP/Getty Images
Donald Trump, left, and Volodymyr Zelenskyy in Rome for Pope Francis’s funeral, deep in conversation in St Peter’s Basilica.
Showing posts with label Donald Trump. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Donald Trump. Show all posts
Saturday, April 26, 2025
Monday, April 14, 2025
Friday, May 31, 2024
Guilty
Stephani Spindel/Reuters
The jury in a Manhattan courtroom found Trump guilty on all 34 counts of falsifying documents related to hush money paid to an adult film actor, Stormy Daniels, shortly before the 2016 presidential poll.
Donald Trump claimed his presidential election campaign had raised a record amount of money since his historic criminal conviction on Thursday, in a rambling, nearly 40-minute press conference on Friday morning that criticized everyone from the judge to the current president, Joe Biden.
Wednesday, August 2, 2023
A new fund-raising e-mail from Donald J. Trump is offering donors the “unique chance” to serve prison time for the former President.
“Jack So-Called Smith and the Biden Justice Department want to put Your Favorite President Behind Bars!” the appeal, which was sent to millions of Trump supporters, reads.
“For a Limited Time Only, You Can Go in My Place!!!”
According to a campaign spokesman, Trump donors are lining up in substantial numbers to serve time in prison for him.
“This offer is doing even better than the Trump N.F.T.s,” the campaign worker said.
The success of the appeal, however, has raised concern that the demand for Trump prison slots could overwhelm supply.
“Hopefully, there will be some more indictments soon,” the spokesman said.
Saturday, June 10, 2023
Nuclear weapon secrets in the bathroom
Donald Trump took classified documents including information on nuclear weapons in the US and secret plans to attack a foreign country, according to a 49-page federal indictment unsealed Friday afternoon.
The former US president, alongside a military valet, now faces a sweeping 37-count felony indictment related to the mishandling of classified documents.
He’s just the guy to make jail great again
Tuesday, April 4, 2023
Monday, January 18, 2021
Trump baby balloon finds final resting place
The Donald Trump baby blimp, which flew over Parliament Square during the US president's visit to the UK, has found a new home.
Saturday, January 9, 2021
It's about damn time
Twitter said the decision was made "after close review of recent Tweets from the @realDonaldTrump account".
Wednesday, January 6, 2021
Trump Claims Constitution Invalid Because It Was Signed by Dead People
Advancing a new conspiracy theory during a rally on Monday, Donald J. Trump claimed that the United States Constitution is invalid because it was signed by dead people.
“All we’re hearing is, the Constitution this and the Constitution that,” Trump said.
“I’m telling you, as sure as you’re sitting there, that every person who signed that piece of paper is dead.”
Trump said that he had his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani investigate the signatories to the Constitution, “and he found a scandal bigger than Hunter Biden’s laptop.”
“Their signatures do not match the signatures of any living person,” he said.
“Not only are these people dead, but they have been dead for a long, long time. This should never have been allowed to happen.”
In addition to questioning the legitimacy of the dead people’s signatures, Trump claimed that Alexander Hamilton’s “should be thrown out twice.”
“First of all, he’s dead, and second, he wasn’t born here,” he claimed.
Monday, December 28, 2020
Trump and Monopoly.
“Let’s give everyone a Get Out of Jail Free card before we start—just in case.”
By Brooke Bourgeois
Tuesday, December 15, 2020
Horrible Student Rejected by College
In a widely expected outcome, a horrible student was rejected by a college on Monday.
The college’s decision to reject the student was unsurprising given his poor performance in such important subjects as science, math, history, and spelling.
Although the student was reportedly taking his rejection badly, a college spokesperson said that the news should have come as no surprise.
“He was told that he wasn’t getting in more than a month ago,” the spokesperson said.
“This was just a formality.”
Having failed to get accepted by the college, the student is expected to live at home and take a job in a business started by his dad.
Saturday, December 12, 2020
Trump Orders Space Force to Discover Other Planets with Courts
In a sign that he is not ready to give up his legal challenge to the 2020 election, Donald J. Trump has ordered the United States Space Force to discover other planets that have courts.
With his legal options on this planet dwindling, Trump is placing all of his hopes on identifying another planet that might have intergalactic jurisdiction over Earth.
On the heels of his Space Force announcement, astronomers expressed deep skepticism that a planet with a functioning legal system could be located before the Electoral College casts its votes on Monday.
But, in a sentiment shared by many Republicans, Senator Kelly Loeffler, of Georgia, said that she “totally supports” Trump’s decision to seek justice on another planet. “Let’s let the process play out,” she said.
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