American tourist’s random observations about England

American tourist Scott Waters recently visited England for the fourth time and has clearly gotten to know the place very well.
 Here are 10 of his observations about life in England:
The pubs close too early.
The reason they drive on the left is because all their cars are built backwards.
Everything is generally older, smaller and shorter .
They eat with their forks upside down.
Everything comes with chips, which are French fries. You put vinegar on them.
 Obama is considered a hero, Bush is considered an idiot.
Radio is still a big deal. The BBC is quite good .
Cider (alcoholic) is quite good.
The trains work: a three minute delay is regrettable.
Every pub has a pet drunk .
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