By Courtney Gaughan Bowman / continue
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
To the Cockroach in My Apartment
We should also probably talk about food. So, I’m not going to label my food. We’re grownups. I’ll eat the food I buy; you eat the cardboard under the sink. But we don’t have to be Nazis about it. Like, if an apple I bought is almost rotten anyway, by all means, help yourself. On the other hand, if I just bought a box of GoLean Crunch, I have dibs before you get to crawl around in there. The takeaway: this isn’t Auschwitz, but it also isn’t a Total Free-for-All. It’s more like somewhere in between Auschwitz and a Total Free-for-All? If that makes sense? Also, you never buy toilet paper. Just sayin’.
By Courtney Gaughan Bowman / continue
By Courtney Gaughan Bowman / continue
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