Wednesday, November 5, 2014

To the Cockroach in My Apartment

We should also probably talk about food. So, I’m not going to label my food. We’re grownups. I’ll eat the food I buy; you eat the cardboard under the sink. But we don’t have to be Nazis about it. Like, if an apple I bought is almost rotten anyway, by all means, help yourself. On the other hand, if I just bought a box of GoLean Crunch, I have dibs before you get to crawl around in there. The takeaway: this isn’t Auschwitz, but it also isn’t a Total Free-for-All. It’s more like somewhere in between Auschwitz and a Total Free-for-All? If that makes sense? Also, you never buy toilet paper. Just sayin’.
 By Courtney Gaughan Bowman / continue

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