Thanksgiving was My Birthday

On Thanksgiving, I celebrated my 83 years on this earth. 

 So, I spoke to my toes. "Hello toes.", I said. "How are you? You know, you are 83 today.

 Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked in the mall every morning. The times we waltzed on the dance floor?

 Happy Birthday toes!" "Hello, knees.", I continued. "How are you? “You know you're 83 today…” “Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade? 

Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together. 

Happy Birthday, knees." 

 Then, I looked down at my crotch. 

 "Hello Willie! You little bugger.” “Just think, If you were alive today, you'd be 83.”