Late Night Political Humor

“Economic losses could reach $20 billion. And most of that is in paper towels.” – David Letterman

 “I watched a lot of storm coverage over the last couple of days. I spent 36 hours watching weather reporters standing in water while telling us not to stand in water.” – Jimmy Kimmel

 “This is the day after Hurricane Sandy, and once again we have no studio audience. We don’t care, we’re still going do a show. I had to come in. I’ve used up all my sick days.” – David Letterman

 “I feel like Clint Eastwood – an old guy talking to empty chairs.” – David Letterman
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