Democratic Convention Jokes

"The Democrats are going all out to top last week's Republican Convention. In fact, I heard they're going to have Clint Eastwood yell at a couch." —Jimmy Fallon

 "If you're a donor to President Obama's campaign, you were promised exclusive access to Joe Biden - and for an extra $10,000 absolutely no access to Joe Biden." —Conan O'Brien

 "Former President Bill Clinton will be in Charlotte tomorrow night. And he'll also be at the convention." —David Letterman

 "What a different four years makes. At the last Democratic Convention the theme was 'hope and change' this time it's 'hope you don't make a change.'" —Jay Leno

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