Clean Jokes

Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an All-Pro offensive lineman? A: Stage makeup.
Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.
Q: Did you hear about the female opera singer who had quite a range at the lower end of the scale. A: She was known as the deep C diva.
Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone.
Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds.
Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice."
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