Your Emo Kid Haircut Will Give You a Lazy Eye

Optometrists Association of Tasmania education director Andrew Hogan warned that amblyopia, the medical term for lazy eye, can result from obstructed vision caused by hair. "If a young emo chap has a fringe covering one eye all the time, that eye won't see a lot of detail," he said. "And if it happens from a young age, that eye can become amblyotic." So unless you want to end up looking like the bastard child of Forrest Whittaker and Quasimodo, Adrian Covert suggests you listen to the nice Tasmanian doctor.