Beavis and Butt-Head's greatest chat-up lines:
“If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?”
“My lips are registered weapons.”
“If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.”
“You need a man in you life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let’s like get into each other’s life or whatever.”
“I’m not trying to pick you up. You’re like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?”
“If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.”
“If you ever had sex with a machine, that’s what it’s like with me. ’Cause I’m like a sex machine.” “What’s your sign? Is it ‘yield’? Huh huh huh huh…”
“Hey baby, do you want me to take off my shorts?”
“Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? ’Cause that’s what I’m looking for.”
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