Dog Shoots Owner in Behind

"With best friends like this, who needs enemies? A 46-year-old man was shot in the rear over the weekend by his dog, reports the Salt Lake Tribune. The man from Great Salt Lake in Brigham City, Utah, had been hunting ducks from a boat at the Bear River Migratory Bird Refugeabout 60 miles north of Salt Lake City. As he climbed out of the boat to move decoys in the shallow marsh, his yellow laborador got excited inside the boat and jumped on a 12-guage shotgun, which then fired, unloading 27 pellets into his owner's behind."
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