No eye deer.
What do you call a man with brown paper trousers?
Russell.
What's furry and minty?
A polo bear.
What do you get when you cross a lion with a snowman?
Frostbite."
guardian.co.uk
Friday, December 2, 2011
The best and worst Christmas cracker jokes
"What do you call a blind reindeer?
No eye deer.
What do you call a man with brown paper trousers?
Russell.
What's furry and minty?
A polo bear.
What do you get when you cross a lion with a snowman?
Frostbite."
guardian.co.uk
No eye deer.
What do you call a man with brown paper trousers?
Russell.
What's furry and minty?
A polo bear.
What do you get when you cross a lion with a snowman?
Frostbite."
guardian.co.uk
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Haha, these are great!
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