Advancements in the World of Medicine

"A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a dead man's testicles, we put them into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work".

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person, we put it into another person's head and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".

A Russian doctor says: That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart out from a person, we put it into another person's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.

The US doctor answers immediately: That's nothing colleagues, you are way behind us . . . .

Some years ago, in the USA we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls . . .we made him President and now the whole country is looking for work!"
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