Affair

A married man and his secretary are having a torrid affair. One afternoon they cannot contain their passion, so they rush over to her place where they spend the afternoon making passionate love. When they are finished, they fall asleep, not waking until 8 o’clock. They get dressed quickly. Then the man tells his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. Bewildered, she does as he asked thinking him pretty weird. The man finally gets home and his wife meets him at the door. Upset, she asks where he’d been. The man replies, “I cannot tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love, and then fell asleep. That’s why I’m late.” The wife looks at him, takes notice of his shoes and yells, “I can see those are grass stains on your shoes. You damn liar! You’ve been playing golf again, haven’t you?”