Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Geeky one-liners

I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”
If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.
Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.
If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.

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