Funny Mom Quotes

"'My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.'
— Buddy Hackett

'What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.'
— Nora Ephron

'My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.'
— Rita Rudner

'The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.'
— Calvin Trillin

'My mother was a terrible cook. When I was a child I went ice fishing. I came back with 40 pounds of ice. My Mother fried it and we almost drowned.'
— submitted by Mike Bunge, Oklahoma"
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