If that wasn't enough, Microsoft also unveiled the Kinect system: a device which essentially turns your Xbox into a creepy voyeur. The Kinect can recognise your face, understand your voice, and scan your entire body to make sure you're behaving properly, a bit like a distant Victorian parent.
Technology also squats behind another big story of the year: the continual drip of classified information via Julian Assange's Wikileaks. Every day a fresh puddle of revelations, as though the CIA had started urinating secrets in its sleep. What do you expect if you leave a paper trail? If there's one lesson to take from all this, it's that it's best to never, ever write anything down. In fact, in a bid to prevent future embarrassments, from now on all overseas US diplomats will be required to communicate with Washington using sign language via Skype. Should be fun. How do you mime "David Cameron", exactly? I'd impersonate a wanking robot. As for Clegg, that's easy. Just do a U-turn and point to your arsehole."
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