Thursday, November 25, 2010

Thanksgiving 2010: funny quotes about US holiday

“I love Thanksgiving turkey. It’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.” - Arnold Schwarzenegger, the former actor and Governor of California.

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” - Kevin James, the actor.

“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.” - George Bernard Shaw, the Irish playwright"

“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighbourhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” – Jon Stewart, the television host and comedian

“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” – Irv Kupcinet, the newspaper columnist and broadcaster

“Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.” – Michael Dresser, the composer and writer.

“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.” - Erma Bombeck, newspaper columnist.

“My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.” - Rita Rudner, the actress.
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