The priest says, 'How long has it been since your last confession.'
The man says, 'I have never been to confession, I am Jewish.'
'So why are you telling me?' asked the priest.
The man says, 'I'm telling everybody.'"
Monday, October 4, 2010
Confessing or Bragging?
"A 75-year-old man goes to confession and tells the priest, 'Forgive me father for I have sinned. I had sex last night with two 20-year-old girls and I had sex with each one three times.'
The priest says, 'How long has it been since your last confession.'
The man says, 'I have never been to confession, I am Jewish.'
'So why are you telling me?' asked the priest.
The man says, 'I'm telling everybody.'"
The priest says, 'How long has it been since your last confession.'
The man says, 'I have never been to confession, I am Jewish.'
'So why are you telling me?' asked the priest.
The man says, 'I'm telling everybody.'"
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