Why it is that the one who snores always goes to sleep first?
Husband: “Honey, I have a terrible insomnia.” Wife: “If you go to sleep, it won’t bother you!”
Insomnia is what you have when you lie awake all night for ten minutes!
Insomnia is the triumph of mind over mattress!
He is such an insomniac that when he falls asleep, he dreams he is awake!
My insomnia is so bad, I can`t even sleep on the job.
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