One-Liner Jokes

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that."

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

"How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand."

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: "A truck!"

Peter Sellers in the Pink Panther " How Fatal?"

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