messy life

"A French poodle and a collie were walking down the street.
The poodle turned to the collie and complained, '“My life is such a mess.
My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a German shepherd
and I'’m as nervous as a cat.”'

'“Why don'’t you go see a psychiatrist?'” asked the collie.

'“I can'’t,'” replied the poodle. '“I'’m not allowed on the couch.'”"
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