'Well, I'm clearly not ugly.'
'I wouldn't regret the Brian tattoo if we weren't together.I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options.'
'I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, "Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn't flush."'
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