But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them

"I really like you. I do. You're so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But, well, I don't really see a relationship in our future. It would be terrible if we let sex destroy this great friendship we have where I get everything I want and you get nothing you want. Don't you think?

I knew you would understand. You always do."
By Kimberly Pruitt
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