Aging

"** There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory,
and the other two .... I forgot.

** You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.

** Middle age is when work is a lot less fun - and fun a lot more work.

** Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man.
Isn't that the dandiest time for a guy to get those odds?

** You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office
start confiding in you.

** Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired."
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