He says to himself, 'Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine.'
His mother hears what he is saying and gasps, 'What are you doing?'
The little boy answers, 'I'm doing my math homework, mom.'
'And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?' the mother asks.
'Yes,' he answers.
Infuriated, the mother asks the teacher the next day, 'What are you teaching my son in math?'
The teacher replies, 'Right now, we are learning addition.'
The mother asks, 'And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?'
After the teacher stops laughing, he answers, 'What I taught them was, two plus two,
THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.'"
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