I Used to Belive

"My brother and I thought that Grandma lived at the airport because that’s where we always went to get her. Then when we were tired of her, we took her back. – Susan

When I was little, I thought that the “viewer discretion is advised” warnings before television programs meant that you weren’t supposed to talk about what you saw. – Rin

As a child I was totally floored by the fact that my dad owned a monkey wrench. We had never had any monkeys that needed to be taken apart and I could never figure out which part of a monkey it would fit on even if we had. – Gif"

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