"There was a man who was looking for a Christmas gift for his wife.
He went into a pet store and asked the salesman what would be a nice gift
for his wife for Christmas.
The salesman proceeded to tell the man about a parrot that sings.
He told the man that if you light a match under the bird's left foot he will sing 'Jingle Bells'. If you light a match under his right foot,
he will sing 'Silent Night'. The man agreed to buy the parrot for his wife.
On Christmas Day the man gave his wife the parrot
and explained what she needed to do in order for him to sing.
So his wife lit a match under the parrot's left foot and he started to sing
'Jingle Bells'.
She was getting excited and lit a match under the parrot's right foot
and the parrot started singing 'Silent Night'.
As the parrot was singing 'Silent Night' the wife got so excited
the fire on the match accidentally went between the parrot's legs.
The parrot started singing, 'Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...'"
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