"A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says,
'I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!'
The Madam is astonished.
'But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.' The trucker replies, 'Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick.'"
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