Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Loser


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WAYS YOU CAN TELL YOU ARE A LOSER

* You actually think wrestling is the best form of entertainment there is.
* Your imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
* You pick your nose and don't care who sees you.
. You try to commit suicide by jumping out of a one story window, fail and wonder why.
* You are over 30 and still living with your parents.
* You are so annoying that even your multiple personalities won't speak to you any more.
* You find that your friends consist of an old teddy bear named "Cuddles" and a dead pet goldfish named "Freddy" (with his scales rubbed off from constant petting).
* Your social life consists of your weekly visits to the local shrink

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