Gorilla Removal Service

"This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks
in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.
'Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?' the service guy asks. 'Boy,' is the
man's response. 'Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there,' says the
service guy. An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a
Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man
some nstructions: 'Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the
gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained
Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla will then
cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs
on him.' The man asks, 'What do I do with the shotgun?' The service
guy replies, 'If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the
Chihuahua.'"
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