Funny Alaskan Cruise Diary

"DEAR DIARY .... DAY ONE
I am done with my suitcases and am ready to board the cruise ship. I've
packed all my shoes and pretty dresses. I'm really excited to go to Alaska.

DEAR DIARY .... DAY TWO
The ship spent the whole day today at sea. It was interesting and we saw
some big blue whales. What a wonderful journey this has started to be.
I had a chance to chat with the Captain today and he seems like a very
good man.

DEAR DIARY .... DAY THREE
Today I saw some Alaskan glaciers. They are so big! I also spent some time
in the pool today. After that the Captain asked me to join him at his table
and enjoy the dinner together. I felt honored and we had a great time.
He is a very handsome and interesting gentleman.

DEAR DIARY .... DAY FOUR
Went to the casino on ship's 4-th floor ... did fine ... won about $40. The
Captain asked me to join him for a dinner in his state room. We had an
excellent meal complete with expensive Italian wine and exotic fruits. He
asked me to stay for the night but I refused.

DEAR DIARY .... DAY FIVE
Today I went back to the pool after which I went to the piano bar. The
Captain was also there. He saw me and and bought a nice expensive drink
for me. He really is a generous man. He again asked me to go to his state
room to spend the night and again I declined him. He told me that if I
wouldn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was
appalled.

DEAR DIARY .... DAY SIX
I saved 2200 people today .... twice !!!!"
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