How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in."
Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for, whom they all felt was an
arrogant jerk. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done
to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I stuffed cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear." The
second nurse said, "I let the mercury out of his thermometers and painted them all to read 106
degrees." The third nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all of the condoms
that he keeps in his desk drawer." The fourth nurse fainted.
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