Old Age

Three old men were sitting around and talking.
The 80-year-old said,'The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for 20 minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again.'
The 85-year-old said, 'The best thing that could happen to me is if I
could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I
can get my hands on and it's still a problem.'
Then the 90-year-old said, 'That's not my problem. Every morning at 6 a.m. sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 a.m. sharp, I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7 a.m.'"
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