'Would you swap me for a season ticket?'

"Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a
magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
'Listen to this,' she said. 'There's a classified ad here where a
guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.'
'Hmmm,' her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, Sarah said, 'Would you swap me for a season ticket?'
'Absolutely not,' he said.
'How sweet,' Sarah said. 'Tell me why not.'
'Season's more than half over,' he said."
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