Ozzy

"Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus. "

"I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing."
I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.

"I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. "

"Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years! "


"What is the world coming to? "


"What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by."