Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop."
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop."
SOAP OPERA
Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
A. Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
SMART
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
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