Monday, February 4, 2008

Last Words


"Mrs. Gorman wanted to open a savings account so the bank clerk asked her if she was married. She said, 'No, I'm a widow.'
'What is your occupation?'
'I am a waitress in a cafe,' she replied.
'What did your husband do before he died?'
'He just dropped his can of beer and fell over on the kitchen floor!'"
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