"If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time,who dies first? The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears."
Emo girl: wanna go make out?Emo boy: no
Emo girl: wanna go have sex?
Emo boy: not really
Emo girl: wanna go cry?
Emo boy: thats what i've been trying to do 'till you interrupted me.
How can you tell it’s an emo guy hitting on you and not a regular dude?Instead of asking for your phone number, he asks for your poetry blog
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