Before: You take my breath away
After: I feel like I'm suffocating
Before: She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
After: She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
Before: Lucy and Ricky
After: Fred and Ethyl
Before: Saturday night fever
After: Monday night football
Before: He makes me feel like a million dollars
After: If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...
Before: Don't stop
After: Don't start
Before: The sound of music
After: The sounds of silence
Before: Is that all your having?
After: Maybe you should just have a salad, honey
Before: Wheel of fortune
After: Jeopardy
Before: It's like I'm living in a dream
After: It's like he lives in a dorm
Before: $60/doz
After: $1.50/stem
Before: Turbo charged
After: Jump start
Before: We agree on everything
After: Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
Before: Victoria secret
After: Fruit of the loom
Before! : Charming and noble
After: Chernobyl
Before: Feathers and handcuffs
After: Ball and chain
Before: Idol
After: Idle
Before: I love a woman with curves
After: I never said you were fat
Before: He's completely lost without me
After: Why won't he ever ask for directions?
Before: Time stood still
After: This relationship is going nowhere
Before: Croissant and cappuccino
After: Bagel and instant
Before: Blind
After: Nearsighted
Before: You look so seductive in black
After: Your clothes are so depressing
Before: Iambic pentameter
After: Blank verse
Before: Oysters
After: Fish sticks
Before: I can hardly believe we found each other
After: I can't believe I ended up with someone like you
Before: Passion
After: Ration
Before: Once upon a time
After: The end
After: I feel like I'm suffocating
Before: She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
After: She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
Before: Lucy and Ricky
After: Fred and Ethyl
Before: Saturday night fever
After: Monday night football
Before: He makes me feel like a million dollars
After: If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...
Before: Don't stop
After: Don't start
Before: The sound of music
After: The sounds of silence
Before: Is that all your having?
After: Maybe you should just have a salad, honey
Before: Wheel of fortune
After: Jeopardy
Before: It's like I'm living in a dream
After: It's like he lives in a dorm
Before: $60/doz
After: $1.50/stem
Before: Turbo charged
After: Jump start
Before: We agree on everything
After: Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
Before: Victoria secret
After: Fruit of the loom
Before! : Charming and noble
After: Chernobyl
Before: Feathers and handcuffs
After: Ball and chain
Before: Idol
After: Idle
Before: I love a woman with curves
After: I never said you were fat
Before: He's completely lost without me
After: Why won't he ever ask for directions?
Before: Time stood still
After: This relationship is going nowhere
Before: Croissant and cappuccino
After: Bagel and instant
Before: Blind
After: Nearsighted
Before: You look so seductive in black
After: Your clothes are so depressing
Before: Iambic pentameter
After: Blank verse
Before: Oysters
After: Fish sticks
Before: I can hardly believe we found each other
After: I can't believe I ended up with someone like you
Before: Passion
After: Ration
Before: Once upon a time
After: The end
1 comment:
These are sooo true!!!
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