"Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates
of Heaven, and the angel standing there said, 'We've been waiting a
long time for you.'
'What do you mean,' he replied, 'I'm only 45, in the prime of my life.
Why did I have to die now?'
'45? You're not 45, you're 82,' replied the angel.
'Wait a minute. If you think I'm 82 then you have the wrong guy.
I'm only 45. I can show you my birth certificate.'
'Hold on. Let me go check,' said the angel and disspeared inside. After
a few minutes the angel returned. 'Sorry, but by our records you are 82.
I checked all the hours you have billed your clients, and you have to be 82...'"
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of Heaven, and the angel standing there said, 'We've been waiting a
long time for you.'
'What do you mean,' he replied, 'I'm only 45, in the prime of my life.
Why did I have to die now?'
'45? You're not 45, you're 82,' replied the angel.
'Wait a minute. If you think I'm 82 then you have the wrong guy.
I'm only 45. I can show you my birth certificate.'
'Hold on. Let me go check,' said the angel and disspeared inside. After
a few minutes the angel returned. 'Sorry, but by our records you are 82.
I checked all the hours you have billed your clients, and you have to be 82...'"
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