If Dogs could Send a Letter to God

Dear God,
Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
another? Where are their priorities?

Dear God,
When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch?
Or is it the same old story?

Dear God,
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the
colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How
often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would
it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'