Funny Marriage Quotes

"'A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.'
-Zsa Zsa Gabor

'I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.'
-Rodney Dangerfield

“No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.”
-H.L. Mencken

“A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.”
-Grace Hansen"
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