Bathroom Messages

"Nature is calling and I'm answering!

HELP! I'm trapped in the toilet, I fell in. Can you please help me... Hello... Hello.. Uh-oh i think someone is coming.

I'm taking advantage of indoor pluming! I'll be right back!

Doctors suggest that you should drink at least 64 oz. of water a day. Being a drone, I make sure to do this. Unfortunately it does have some side effects... Leave a message, I'll be back soon.

It's that time of week again. I am in the shower.

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If your wondering where the P is... its about to run down my leg in a second.

When you got to go, you got to go.

I am not here I'm on the potty, but don't leave if you're a hotty
I am taking a shower. By the way %n(their screen name) you are starting to smell you need to take one too!

I'm in a foreign land far far away... Oh wait, this is just the bathroom.

Making an offering to the porcelain god... be back in about 20 minutes.

I'm in the bathroom right now...Be back in a splash.

Dirty boy(or girl) no longer... it's SHOWER TIME!!!

Drop me a message while I drop something in the toilet!"
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