Fred was working at the fish plant when he accidently cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room at the local clinic and when he got there, the doctor looked at Fred and said, 'Let's have the fingers and I'll see what I can do.'
Fred said, 'I haven't got the fingers.'
'What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers?' he asked.
'Lordy! It's 2007! We have microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring the fingers?'
Fred responded: 'How the hell was I suppose to pick them up?'"
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Fred said, 'I haven't got the fingers.'
'What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers?' he asked.
'Lordy! It's 2007! We have microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring the fingers?'
Fred responded: 'How the hell was I suppose to pick them up?'"
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